Chuck

Dachshund Property Laws

1. If I like it, it's mine

2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way

6. If I am chewing something up, all the pieces are mine

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine

8. If I saw it first, it's mine

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine

10. If it's broken, it's yours